i’m glad we don’t have to hunt for our food any more.. i don’t even know where Sandwiches live
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be free, Leo.
be free.
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“I think I was born this way. Other kids wanted to play cops and robbers, I just wanted to play cops.”
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If people are really going to assume that guys with long hair are gay and girls with short hair are lesbians then I am going to assume that all bald men are actually eagles.
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The oldest person alive was born on April 19, 1897, meaning that April 18th, 1897 was approximately the last time the Earth was inhabited by an entirely different set of people and if you don’t think that’s the realist shit ever then you can get right on outta town.
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if you’re gay and someone asks you who the man in your relationship is
just look up at the sky and go
‘it’s jesus
jesus is our man’
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the article just got better as i kept on reading
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